INFINITE MONEY - I Will Buy Everything

"How do I call you when I don't even know your names yet."

Hearing what I said both of them had an 'Ooh' expression as they realized that even after concluding the 'Deal' they didn't give out their names to me yet.

Ashe began to laugh out before he said to me "Haha, To think even after having done such a lucrative deal we still didn't exchange name with the esteemed sir."

While Ashe was laughing at the whole scenario his friend on the other hand was slightly embarrassed as he said his sorry for being such a clumsy person.

"Aah! I'm sorry. Me and my colleague are such clumsy people. Please forgive our ignorance. And for your information My name is Kade." Kade Informed me.

"And mine's Ashe." Said Number Three now Ashe.

"And if you want to search for us just go to any military camp in the Tudor Kingdom and ask the IT guys to find the one with this batch number." Ashe said and gave me his batch number.

"Oh, Here's mine too." Kade also gave me his batch number.

I looked at their batch number which had 19 numbers in it with some of them being strange symbols.

"Alright then, If I ever were to need you guys for anything then I would look for you guys.

But wouldn't the military or the people supervising you get suspicious of my visits." I ask them as someone visiting military guys so many times for strange things might become problematic for them.

"Normally people would indeed be suspicious of you but if they were to know how special you are then it wouldn't be that problematic." Ashe tells me.

"Oh! Is having connections of the rich people and the military guys quite ordinary?" I ask.

"Well No... How do I say this?" Ashe was thinking of pronouncing the words that were in his minds but was having troubles saying it.

Kade took over seeing his friends predicament and said to me "What Ashe over here is trying to say that, It's not rare for the military guys and the rich people to have connections but on the outside it shouldn't be known by everyone."

"Well then how am I supposed to get to you guys by avoiding suspicion from military people and other things." I asked not knowing how to hide from trained eyes.

"Well... You... I... Ashe" Kade searched for the answer for a while before giving up and looking towards his cunning friend who was looking back at him with a look that said he was having quite the fun watching his 'Intelligent' friend fail at giving info.

Kade started to get annoyed looking at Ashe's face and he was almost about to hit him on his face when Ashe said "Alright, alright. I'll talk just stop... acting so stuck-up all the time."

"I'm not a stuck-up, I'm nice and talented unlike you... you idiot." Kade fought back.

"Well what do we have here, Mister Nice and Talented do we. Well then let's see how that amounts to your experience with the ladies." Ashe didn't back down.

Being hit at his weakest spot, Kade's face paled but he did not give up as he said "Well... Well at least I have a pretty enough face for girls to not say immediately no to, unlike someone over here."

"Why you yo-" Ashe wanted to continue but he was interrupted.

I coughed at them to stop this senseless bickering.

"'Cough' Umhmm, Gentlemen we were talking..." I indicated them to come back to the main point of our conversation.

Both of them awkwardly scratched their heads in embarrassment for the little show they just gave.

Ashe coughed for a few times before telling me about what he was about to say.

"'Cough' 'Cough' Well if you want to truly avoid detection's and communicate with us then you would need to do a few things first." Ashe said before he started pointing the directions for secrecy.

"You can go to any of the military branches in the our Tudor kingdom for this method. Okay then First thing first you need to go to a receptionist and not just any but the most beautiful one. Okay?" I nodded.

"Second, Before you start talking to her about communicating with me, you must first ask a specific set of words to her. What you will say is - 'Is the fruit ripe'"

"If she says that 'It is if you want it' then that means the timing is good enough for you to communicate with us. And if she were to say that 'No the fruit isn't ripe yet' then that means you would need to come at another time to look for us."

I asked him a question that formed in my mind "But what if she says something like 'I'm sorry I don't know what you mean' or 'Aah what ripe, what are you talking about?' then what should I do?"

"Well if she were to say that then it probably means that she isn't with the organization and she isn't the one you are looking for."

"Alright, any other rules or precautions that I need to know about?" I asked him again.

"Well there is one last thing... This is the most important one... remember it or you will certainly be in a huge problem that it might take even the people behind some time to get you out of."

His words got me in attention as I listened to what he is about to say in full seriousness.

"When you find the prettiest receptionist in the branch don't tell her what we told you to say before looking for one particular thing."

"First see if she is wearing a watch on her right hand, If she isn't wearing one or is wearing it in the left hand then you can say what we said before."

"but if she is then... You are going to ask her the following words in one breath without being in any kind of hesitation. Your going to ask her 'Where is the bathroom?'"

"If she says that its in where ever direction it should be without any special words then it's fine and you can say the previous words to her."

"But if she were to say a special word after telling you the location then it's going to be a problem... a massive one."

"What word?" I asked him with my voice also heavy because of his descriptions.

"After telling you the location if she says that 'Oh! yes, please know that there's some problem in the 3rd toilet, so don't get into that one.' if she said that then that means that the investigators have already infiltrated that place and are waiting for someone like you to walk in and say the code."

"What do I do after she tells me that?"

"Act completely normal and go to the bathroom and do whatever you can to make it look as real as you possibly can. Then normally walk out of the branch and leave the place."

"Remember! You can not have any hesitation or any strange look while she tells you that or when you're about to leave."

"Because if you do then...

May Sol bless your soul"