Chapter 101 Not Quite Normal
"Uh... you made breakfast for me?"
Qin Yu stared unblinkingly at Liu Xiaoxiao, feeling a touch moved in his heart. After so many years, this was the first time a woman had made breakfast for him.
"Mhm, I got up at six o'clock, kneaded the glutinous rice flour, boiled water, and worked for a whole hour. I just don't know how it tastes! Come on, open up, let me feed you!"
"Huh..."
Liu Xiaoxiao stirred the spoon, scooped up a tangyuan, and even blew on it at the edge of her moist, small mouth.
"I... I can eat by myself, thank you!"
Qin Yu hurriedly took the bowl from Liu Xiaoxiao and began to eat heartily.
It was soft and chewy, indeed handmade, not those quick-frozen tangyuans from the supermarket.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
She... being so nice to me, what exactly does she want?
As Qin Yu ate the tangyuan, he cast a skeptical glance at Liu Xiaoxiao.
"Hee hee, was it hard last night?"
Liu Xiaoxiao asked with a smiling face, her peach-blossom eyes twinkling mesmerizingly.
"Pff... cough cough!"
Qin Yu nearly sprayed the tangyuan out of his mouth.
Such a bold question, how was he supposed to answer it?
"Hmm? I mean, was the bed hard last night? It used to belong to my maid; she had a bad back and specifically bought a firm bed. Later on, after she had an accident, I never hired another maid!"
Liu Xiaoxiao raised an eyebrow before explaining.
"Oh, it was fine, the beds I slept on in the army were even harder than this one!"
Qin Yu nodded in understanding once he caught on.
"Well, take your time eating. There's more in the pot. I don't have to be at the hospital until nine, so there's no rush!"
After saying this, Liu Xiaoxiao turned and walked toward the living room.
Sitting on the sofa, legs crossed, showing her pale delicate feet, she took out her phone and texted Yan Mingyu: Babe, is your bodyguard fully functional?
What does that mean?
Yan Mingyu, who had just woken up, received a text from her best friend and was completely baffled.
Last night, I wore a low-cut, spaghetti strap nightgown to seduce him, and he didn't react at all. I suspect... he's impotent!
Liu Xiaoxiao pouted, feeling rather peeved as she spoke.
Uh...
Yan Mingyu leaned against the headboard, her mouth slightly agape; she knew her friend was open-minded, but she hadn't anticipated her to be this forward. It was Qin Yu's first night "protecting" her, and she'd already tried to seduce him.
However, she was well aware of her friend's allure. Any male creature should be unable to resist her charm, right?
Qin Yu didn't budge?
Could it be that his parts really aren't working properly?
This... I'm just his boss, how would I know whether he's functional or not?
Yan Mingyu replied, biting her lip and feeling her cheeks heating up.
Although they were best friends, discussing whether a man was sexually functional seemed somewhat improper.
Oh, that's true, you haven't tried. Never mind, I'll trick him into going to the hospital later, draw some blood and check his hormone levels, then we'll know.
Liu Xiaoxiao messaged with a hint of smugness.
Uh... aren't you rushing things a bit?
Yan Mingyu couldn't help but feel amused and exasperated.
Babe, what kind of society are we living in now? If you have a boyfriend, won't you sleep together? What if we take off all our clothes only to find out he can't do it, wouldn't I be at a huge loss? It's better for everyone to check in advance!
Liu Xiaoxiao justified her stance with righteous indignation.
By the way, how are things with your husband? Weren't you always talking about divorcing him? Why is there no follow-up?
Liu Xiaoxiao, seeing Yan Mingyu hadn't replied, couldn't help but gossip.
I feel that, after getting our marriage certificate, I just vanished. Showing up again just to ask for a divorce seems a bit unfair to him. Besides, we've occasionally texted recently, and I don't think he's a scumbag, so I agreed to meet him in a month's time to have a proper talk.
Yan Mingyu and Liu Xiaoxiao had been classmates since university, and over the years, they had shared everything with each other.
No way, babe, that's not your style. You've seen that dog of a man cheating with your own eyes, yet you're still holding off on divorce. If it were me, I would've already castrated him with a scalpel. Babe, you need to wake up, don't be blinded by the enemy's sugar-coated shells!
Liu Xiaoxiao messaged rapidly, her fingers tapping away.
It had quite the air of "the emperor is not in a hurry while the eunuch is."
Uh...
Whether he's good or bad, after a month, when I meet him, we can have a good chat, can't we? Everything will be clear then. Alright, I need to get up, wash my face, and head to the company!
Yan Mingyu seemed to take it all in stride.
Oh, okay!
After Liu Xiaoxiao replied, she saw Qin Yu carrying an empty bowl out, put down her phone, stood up, and asked, "Are you full? Would you like some milk?"
"Drink what?"
Qin Yu couldn't quite believe his own ears.
The old saying goes, "One takes on the color of one's company." After spending so much time with the enchanting Liu Xiaoxiao, he felt that every word she said, every single letter, was racing.
At the same time, his eyes couldn't help but sweep over Liu Xiaoxiao's ample bosom.
A normal woman wouldn't have that...would she...
"Cow's milk, of course. Freshly delivered this morning!"
Liu Xiaoxiao said, batting her eyelids.
"Oh, alright, I'll have a bottle then! By the way, a friend invited me to lunch, so I'll be taking a few hours off!"
Qin Yu said, scratching his head.
Thank goodness it was only temporarily taking care of this demon. If he had to follow her around long-term, he would surely end up with a mental breakdown.
"Fine. Just drop me off at the hospital. A blood draw will be all I need!"
Liu Xiaoxiao said as she went to the fridge in the dining room to get Qin Yu some fresh milk.
"Why...do you need to draw my blood?"
Qin Yu asked, puzzled.
"Oh, the hospital admitted a patient last night who needs a blood donation. You're in such good shape, donating a bit shouldn't be an issue, right?"
Liu Xiaoxiao lied, not even blinking an eye.
"I see, no problem then!"
Qin Yu agreed readily.
"Here you go. If it's not enough, help yourself. I'm going to change clothes!"
Liu Xiaoxiao handed the fresh milk to Qin Yu.
"Aren't you having breakfast?"
Qin Yu asked casually.
"I've eaten already, chocolate cheese. Where else would the jujubes come from?"
Liu Xiaoxiao teased, winking an eye.
"What?"
Qin Yu's stomach flipped as he envisioned Liu Xiaoxiao licking the chocolate off the jujubes.
Even though she was a super beautiful woman, still...that wouldn't be right...
"Haha...just kidding!"
Liu Xiaoxiao couldn't help but laugh and tremble like a flower in the wind when she saw Qin Yu's grim face. "You're such a fool, have you ever heard of chocolate-covered jujubes?"
"You..."
Qin Yu, with a face full of disbelief, inexplicably reached out and slapped Liu Xiaoxiao on the bottom, "That's for fooling me!"
"Smack..."
The villa was very quiet, with just the two of them, Qin Yu and Liu Xiaoxiao.
So when he slapped her, the sound was very loud. Both Liu Xiaoxiao and Qin Yu were stunned.
He stood there dumbfounded, looking at his hand. What had he just done?
"Sorry..."
Qin Yu, seeing Liu Xiaoxiao's pretty face turning red, her teeth biting her lip, and her eyes slightly closed, thought he had hurt her.
"Idiot, when a woman closes her eyes, it's an invitation for you to kiss her!"
Liu Xiaoxiao stamped her foot, her face a mix of coy and annoyed.