Naruto: Konoha’s Kanpu

Chapter 837: Minato's Beatdown

Kanpū did what he thought of, and immediately left Naruto to find Iruka.

Since becoming a teacher, Iruka had basically cancelled his usual leisure activities. Whenever he had free time, he would either be at home thinking about how to educate the children or preparing lessons, there’s no exception.

After Kanpū arrived at Iruka’s house, he was able to see him smoothly.

“Iruka, I have important things to tell you.” Kanpū began without beating around the bush.

“What’s the matter?” Seeing Kanpū’s solemn expression, Iruka also became serious.

‘Well, when Iruka has a stern expression on his face, he does have the aura of a teacher.’

“It’s about the love triangle between Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura.” Kanpū lowered his voice, “As their teacher, you must know something about it, right?”

‘That’s it?’

Iruka was momentarily stunned, and then nodded: “Naruto likes Sakura, but Sakura likes Sasuke, and Sasuke likes… No, Sasuke doesn’t like anyone, so the love triangle you said doesn’t exist at all.”

Kanpū couldn't agree, and said: “It was originally like this. He like her, she likes him, and he doesn't like anyone. The three of them maintained a delicate balance, but now, that balance has been disrupted!”

A thought flashed through Iruka’s mind, remembering the many interactions between Sasuke and Sakura these days, ‘Don’t tell me…’

Seeing Iruka’s reaction, Kanpū continues: “During this time, I don't know what medicines Sasuke took, but he suddenly started caring for Sakura a lot. The two of them are constantly showing affection in front of Naruto, which caused troubles to Naruto. He doesn’t think about food, he can’t do anything, and he can’t concentrate his mind when training. If things go on like this, Naruto will be ruined!”

“It won't be so serious, right?” Iruka looked at Kanpū suspiciously.

Although Naruto had been zoning out in class a lot these days and frequently looked at Sakura and Sasuke during the actual combat classes, Iruka knew that Naruto is always like this.

“Iruka, what are you saying? Have I ever lied to you since we first know each other?” Kanpū said angrily.

‘You indeed have lied to me, even a lot!’

Iruka nodded decisively.

‘You'll lose your friends if you keep this up…’ Kanpū calmly changed the subject: “Anyway, back to business, what do you plan to do about Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura?”

Iruka lowered his head to ponder for a while and said, “Naruto may seem carefree, playful, and childish, but he also has a precious belief in never giving up, never giving in, and never relenting! Although Naruto's state has indeed been poor these days, I don’t believe Naruto will give up on himself just because Sakura and Sasuke are together! On the contrary, I think Naruto work harder and be more diligent in his training. Kanpū, what do you think?”

‘I don’t want you to think, I want you to know what I think… But what you said make sense that I was speechless…’ Kanpū looked at Iruka expressionlessly and said after a while: “Goodbye.”

‘Sure enough, I'm still too naive, too innocent, and too thin-skinned.’

‘If I had been more shameless, I might have already convinced Iruka to let Sakura drop out of Naruto's class and let Naruto get rid of Sakura from his mind.

‘Sigh~’

‘Naruto, I’m sorry!’

Back at the mansion.

Naruto is fighting with Karin and Hinata in the backyard~

‘What happened to the pitiful look from earlier?’

‘My guilt was fed to the dog…’ Kanpū looked at Naruto without emotion.

“Kanpū-sensei, you're back.”

When Naruto saw Kanpū, he quickly did a somersault to avoid a sneak attack from Karin, then ran towards Kanpū with an excited smile.

“Naruto, just find a different woman to lick.” Kanpū patted Naruto’s shoulder with a blank expression.

Hearing this, Naruto’s smile froze: “Kanpū-sensei…”

“Sakura isn't the right one for you. Why don't you consider Hinata?” Kanpū said.

“Big, Big brother Kanpū, what are you saying?!” Hinata’s cheek flushed instantly, like a cooked crab, and she even emitted a bit of steam.

‘Wow, amazing…’ Kanpū walked over and poked her with his finger, and he really felt a surprising amount of heat!

“Big brother, let go of your perverted hand.” Karin swatted Kanpū’s hand away and squeezed herself between Kanpū and Hinata, giving Kanpū a wary look as if to say, ‘You pervert, stay away from my sister.’

Kanpū was not angry by this, and said: “It's getting late, let's go eat at Ichiraku Ramen.”

“Kanpū-sensei ~~You can't just ignore me~~” Naruto rushed up to ask for help, tears flowing from his eyes.

Kanpū remembered the lively scene when Naruto, Hinata, and Karin fought each other just now…

‘Ptui!’

‘Actor!’

But in the end, it’s his own disciple… how can he let him know that some things can’t be prevented by ‘means’?

Kanpū rolled his eyes and said: “Naruto, right now, there is only one way to stop Sakura and Sasuke from being together!”

“What way?” Naruto's eyes lit up.

“That is, to ask your father for help. If he makes a move, he can easily get Sakura or Sasuke out of your class!” Kanpū said seriously.

‘In this way, you can experience the beating of society in advance.’

Naruto blinked his eyes twice: “Kanpū-sensei, will my Dad agree to it?”

‘Of course he won't agree…’ Kanpū nodded: “Where there's a will, there's a way, Naruto, ganbatte!”

Naruto immediately became excited, and in his mind, he could already see Sasuke's miserable face when he was kicked out of class… “Hehehehe.”

Naruto couldn’t help laughing.

He didn't go to eat Ichiraku ramen anymore, and immediately climbed over the wall and ran towards the Hokage Tower.

Hokage Tower.

Hokage’s Office.

The NPC, Minato is still dealing with official duties.

“Dad, Dad, it's me.” Naruto’s shout suddenly came from outside the door.

“Come in.” Minato raised his head slightly. When he heard the eagerness in Naruto’s voice, he was worried that the child was in trouble.

Naruto pushed open the door, ran to the desk, looked at Minato with bright eyes, and pleaded: “Dad, can I ask you for a favor?”

“What… favor?” Minato’s brows slowly furrowed. For some reason, he had a premonition at this moment: ‘Naruto, this little brat, is about to cause trouble again!’

“Dad, can you change Sasuke to another class?” Naruto blinked his innocent big eyes and said, “Just to transfer him from our class to the next one.”

“Change class?” Minato knew Sasuke. After all, he is a genius who was already awakened 2-Tomoe Sharingan at the age of ten, but he seemed to have lost to Naruto in their last actual combat class.

Restraining his thoughts, Minato asked, “Why do you want him to change class?”

“Because he's always bothering Sakura!” Naruto said straightforwardly, with a hint of envy and jealousy in his tone.

‘Sakura… If I remember correctly, Sakura is the girl Naruto likes.’

‘So, the reason for Sasuke to change class is…to drive away his rival?’

Minato’s face sank a little.

Regarding puppy love, Minato actually took a nonintervention attitude. After all, he also went through this age, so when Naruto showed that he had a girl he liked before, he was not angry.

But now, he was furious, not because of puppy love, but because Naruto actually wanted to use his Hokage’s authority to achieve a personal goal.

Although this is indeed a very small matter, it is difficult to fulfill it. After all, if he meets Naruto's request this time, what about the next time he encounters similar trouble?

Continue to use the Hokage’s authority?

In the long run, what will Naruto become?

Minato didn’t dare to imagine it, so he must fiercely cut off Naruto’s ‘shortcut’!

“Naruto, lie down on the sofa!” Minato stood up blankly.

With a favor to ask for, Naruto obediently and honestly lay on the sofa. When he looked back, he saw Minato taking out a vine whip.

Naruto's buttocks tightened, and he quickly stood up: “Dad, dad, calm down, I, I was wrong. I was joking with you just now.”

Naruto is stupid, but not an idiot. Seeing Minato’s action, he understands that he has touched his father’s ‘taboo’. He knew if he doesn't apologize in time, it will be worse than offending his mom.

But he obviously underestimated Minato’s ‘conscientiousness’. With a flicker, Minato grabbed Naruto and pressed him on the sofa. Then, with a flick of his right hand, he began to spank Naruto.

“Ouch~~” Naruto howled in pain, all of his facial features twisted together.

“Do you know why I'm hitting you?” Minato asked while continuing to spank him.

Naruto nodded like a chicken pecking at rice: “I know, I shouldn't have asked you to change Sasuke’s class.”

Minato continued to hit him.

Naruto has no choice but to betray his teacher. He endured the pain and said with clenched teeth: “Dad, it was actually Kanpū-sensei who asked me to come find you.”

‘Kanpū…’ Minato’s movement paused for a moment, then he realized: ‘Naruto must have gone to trouble Kanpū to ‘deal’ with Sasuke first. Kanpū realized that Naruto’s state is wrong, but didn’t know how to deal with it, so he asked Naruto to come to me, hoping that I could discipline him.’

‘Kanpū is really too considerate. As Naruto’s teacher, you should still punish him for what he did.’

‘Forget it, let me set an example for you!’

Minato continued to spank, smiling while saying: “You should have troubled Kanpū first for this matter, right?”

“Dad, how did you know?” Naruto asked.

‘Sure enough…’ Minato spanked even harder and said: “Figure it out for yourself!”

“Dad, I really know I was wrong …” Naruto wailed.

Minato ignored it. And after a while, Naruto's buttocks turned red.

No matter what, he is his biological son, so Minato sighed and stopped spanking.

“Genma.”

Minato called Genma outside the door and ordered him to take Naruto to the hospital for bandaging.

“Yes.” Genma carried Naruto on his back and quickly disappeared with Body Flicker Technique.