Chapter 38: EP5: Two-faced lumberjack!
Chapter 38: EP5: Two-faced lumberjack!
His laughter rang out, the two kids Stella and sylva got impressed and finally laughed, after suffering for days, Arnold didn't think that the two-child would actually laugh. Arnold lacking common sense was also impressed with Feng Mei antics, after all, who wouldn't want to shine under the moonlight?
While two adults, Darci and Jody each had their own reactions!
Darci thought that Feng Mei is probably mentally handicapped and needs immediate healthcare, But jody had the most violent reaction!
"This manner of talking... This style... This laughter... can only belong to him, he is the only individual that acts in this way, The Apocalypse Overlord is he really standing before me???" Jody thought in his mind as his eyes brightened with hope, like finding light in absolute darkness or meeting a long lost lover!
Apocalypse overlord is a title given to the person who sits on top of the PvP(Player Versus Player) throne. While Leonhart was the name of a player that had been sitting on Said throne ever since the game started!
"You!" Jody shouted, causing Feng and others to look towards him!
He pointed at Feng "You... are you the leader of Demon-troll mercenary guild "Overlord-Leonhart???"
"Eh," Feng heard his words and realized that this person was his sasaeng fan.
Demon-troll mercenary guild was the top guild in "Apocalyptic World" A popular Virtual reality, played by millions all over the world, especially in the Azaaroth continent!
Demon-troll mercenary guild topped the chart, but not in E-sports. It topped the charts on being toxic. The guild was full of sarcastic assholes that performed donkey burns every day, day in day out! Not only that, but they also held a special competition to troll other players and especially newbies! And naturally, Feng Mei was the creator and also the Leader of this guild.
The guild was hated by millions of people's but had more fans than haters. All Be
cause of the crazy videos they released every day, frightening and brightening up other moods!
Feng didn't believe that he will actually meet a real-life fan after apocalypse started in real- life! Only a true-fan will recognize him by his unique style of laughter! After all, during two years of playing the game, he has never shown his face in public!
"Yes... its Apocalypse yet you still managed to recognize this lord! You really are a hardcore fan of mine. I will give you a free sign... Do you want it on your back or your ass?" Feng confirmation, caused Jody body to tremble as if electricity passed through him.
He was ready to strip and get his ass signed but opt not to and clear his leader misunderstanding! He wasn't a Fan, but the right-hand man of his leader!
He jumped toward Feng and held his hand"Leader... Look at me carefully... it's me... it is me your right-hand man Lumberjack!" Jody said pointing his forefinger on his own face.
Feng knew who lumberjack jack was! He was the third in command of the Demon-troll guild.
Also a two-faced bastard.
Also his right-hand man.
Also an asshole.
Also his bootlicker.
And Just as the name suggests, he is a lumberjack! But rather than cutting a tree, he cuts throats. Feng actually met his in-game right-hand man in real life and was impressed by fate to cause such a coincidence! He decided to troll his Right-hand man.
Feng looked at Jody...
Seconds passed... 10 seconds passed... Feng gaze turned into a stare as 30 seconds passed... a minute passed while Feng kept on starting into Jody face.
"Leader? what are you doing?" Jody asked, Fed up by his leader questioning stare?
"This beard... This buff body... These eyes... this nose... These lips" After listening out all the body parts of Jody, Feng finally said
"Bro do I know you? I definitely don't know..." Feng replied teasing Jody.
"Leader.. it is only been less than two weeks since we last talked... it is me lumberjack" Jody replied
"Bro, I really don't know any lumberjack, but I do know of one who goes by the surname of Two-faced" Feng slapped on top Of Jody head.
Jody finally realized that he been played! But still looked pleased and kept on praising his leader. For example how genius his leader is how great his intelligence is that he didn't forget him in merely 10 days after the Apocalypse began, how holy his presence is and Blah~ Blah~ Blah~
His words are so full of bullshits that even the kids and the surrounding people lacking common-sense cringed!
Jody didn't show any embarrassment in praising Feng Mei to the Heavens. But was rather happy that his plan worked after Feng started laughing once again.
~Ahahaha Hahahaha Huhuhu Hehehe ~
He definitely wouldn't have acted like so, if he met this person any place else in this world, This world where undead are rising from there graves. He did this all because of what he saw when he entered this city.
Thousands of chopped zombie bodies and the only humans alive in this area is none other than Feng Mei and his servants, While Feng Mei coincidentally is also his leader. He concluded that Feng Mei may be the cause of it. That's why he was trying so hard to get into his good grace.
After all, if his leader Feng Mei really killed all these zombies and dried them off their blood, then he didn't mind following such a person, become his little brother, praise him to the heaven day in and day out and lick his ass! And if Feng wasn't the reason then he will slap him thrice on the back of his head and be on his way!
Feng already knew what this person was thinking, but he didn't mind letting such a human stay by his side. A person who only knows how to act like a parrot, a parrot that has only been taught words that are meant to praise its master!
Feng and jody reunion finally ended, when Feng heard the voice of a side-character.
"If you guys are done reuniting with each other, can you start explaining what caused this!" Darci with a bitch face interrupted the happy meeting of two grown men!
Feng would have slapped her to death, if she talked to him like this, anywhere else, but for now, he didn't want to be labeled as a crazy maniac killer!
A grand Plan brewed in his mind when he thought about all the great organizations present in this World called Earth!
All of them will become his pawn pieces on the chess he has set, right at this moment!
Feng brain started preparing great scripts, for now, he has already concluded that Darci and Arnold belonged to the military or other personal army.
He was going to set his first two pawns, that will lead to breaking the basic rules of chess! That is basically having billions of pawns!
This time he controlled his excitement and also his unique laughter.
Looking at the Humans in his surrounding he said...