Picking Up Fragments

"I understand your type of woman," Jiang Siming started with a wave of understanding, then continued, "You opt for plain noodles, long straight hair, a soft voice, and you love drinking green tea."

"Appearing simple and innocent, but actually, you're adept at makeup, blending seamlessly between the human and the divine, mysterious and unpredictable. A touch of powder, a dab of rouge, concealing the exhaustion beneath your eyes, with the innocent gaze of peaceful years."

At this point, the audience couldn't help but applaud. He articulated it perfectly!

But it wasn't over yet; Jiang Siming continued.

"You don't drink much, but you get drunk quickly. And if there's a man, even quicker."

"You like to pretend to be naive, seemingly fresh-faced. Patient and kind, eyes brimming with tears."

These words struck a chord with everyone, resonating deeply with men and women alike who had encountered such "green tea" types. They all exclaimed in agreement, "Well said! Absolutely perfect!"

They had no idea how Liu Genhua's expression was changing rapidly.

Finally, Jiang Siming's tone suddenly sharpened.

"Now, in the middle of the night, in my livestream, you've come to the wrong place. Go out, turn left to find Ma Rong, turn right to find Ma Su. If you want to go, then go, don't waste time. I'm getting anxious just looking at you."

"You'll regret this, Jiang Siming!" Liu Genhua, infuriated, uttered these words and left in frustration.

Leaving behind a chorus of laughter from the audience, she was destined to be recorded as the backdrop to Jiang Siming's classic "green tea" definition speech.

"Finally got rid of that annoying fly, let's start the game," Jiang Siming chuckled.

Tuantuan laughed, "Little Ming, I didn't expect you to be so ruthless towards girls."

"It depends on who it is. I judge based on actions, not gender," Jiang Siming replied.

However, Dumb Little Sister looked a bit worried, "Brother Ming, this person's management company is quite powerful. I'm afraid you might get into trouble. It's all my fault. If I hadn't added this person as a friend, this wouldn't have happened."

"What's it got to do with you? Even if their management company comes, so what? Are they going to send trolls after me? They'll have to do better than that," Jiang Siming shrugged it off.

Everyone agreed. Although Jiang Siming had only rebuffed two people so far, each time he left the other party speechless.

Your journey continues on empire

The first was Gucun, and the second was this Liu Genhua, haha.

Hearing Jiang Siming's response, Dumb Little Sister had no choice but to put her worries aside. The three of them resumed their enjoyable gaming session.

But after playing for a while, Jiang Siming's livestream chat suddenly filled up with many new accounts, all level one or two.

They came in and started spraying insults at Jiang Siming.

Initially, Jiang Siming didn't pay much attention, but as more and more came, almost covering the other messages, he took notice.

Soon, over a dozen "Emperor" accounts entered Jiang Siming's livestream. They didn't spray insults but started smearing Jiang Siming instead.

Some said Jiang Siming was cheating and had been exposed.

Others said Jiang Siming relied on women to climb up.

And so on.

They said all sorts of unpleasant and hurtful things.

But Jiang Siming didn't get angry at all; instead, he grinned.

"Oh, revenge is coming, huh? Having a rich daddy company is great. Just spread your legs, and someone will stand up for you. There are indeed plenty of rich fools like this. Look, a dozen emperors have arrived, quite intimidating."

Originally, the audience was cheering for Jiang Siming's counterattacks against the trolls, and now they burst into laughter. Yes, there are indeed many idiots like this.

At this moment, an Emperor account, level 120, the highest level, spoke up.

"I bought a watch last year!"

This phrase was very familiar, a homophonic insult.

Instead of retorting, Jiang Siming responded, "What watch?"

The audience was a bit puzzled for a moment. Could it be that Jiang Siming had really never heard of this internet insult? This was a bit embarrassing for him.

But some clever-minded viewers burst into laughter.

"Jiang Siming is awesome!"

"What watch? Sb? Hahaha!"

"I didn't get it at first, but now I do. Haha!"

"I thought Jiang Siming didn't know this internet slang, but he decoded it instantly."

"This counterattack is so powerful, I need to take notes and learn from it!"

The Emperor, feeling smug, also realized he had been outsmarted and was seething with anger.

But he had heard of Jiang Siming's skill in hurling insults, and he knew there was no benefit in arguing with him.

So, the Emperor decided not to continue the argument and instead issued a threat.

"I won't waste time bantering with you. Since you've offended people from my company, be prepared to face our wrath. I'll create a hundred thousand fake accounts to flood your room, every day, to disgust you!"

"Wow, you're really rich," Jiang Siming chuckled. "But I think a hundred thousand fake accounts are too few. It lacks grandeur. Besides, there are too many viewers in my livestream. It would be better to create millions of them. Otherwise, you really won't be able to keep up with my audience's trolling."

"Jiang Siming is right! Want to troll? I'm not afraid of you black powder water army!"

"Your bastard of an economic company can go to hell! I'll troll your company's livestream with ten times the effort!"

"Come on, there are over fourteen million people here. Let's see how you can troll with just a hundred thousand water army soldiers."

"Brothers, we're not needed here. There are too many of us. Let's go cause trouble in the livestreams of their company's streamers!"

"Yeah, let's go! Especially don't spare that green tea bitch! Let's go!"

Just as the viewers were about to leave, Jiang Siming stopped them.

"Don't act rashly, my friends. If you go over there to spam, you'll be falling into their trap. Do these people have any shame? If you insult them, it's as if you're wasting your breath, and you'll only be giving them more attention."

"They came here with this mindset. How about this? Douyu won't ignore the water army. I'll go find the executives to deal with it, and his hundreds of thousands of water army soldiers will be wiped out."

After Jiang Siming said this, many viewers who were about to leave obediently gave up their plans.

After a brief discussion between Jiang Siming and Sun Youcai, something magical happened. All the water army and black powder comments disappeared from Jiang Siming's livestream. Not a single insulting message remained.

Only the dozen or so Emperors were left, dumbfounded.

"Come on, keep going. However many fake accounts you create, I'll make them disappear. Or, you emperors can start insulting too? I can easily report it, although you won't get banned, but a few days of being muted should be manageable."

Jiang Siming grinned mischievously, wearing a warm smile on his face, but to the other party, it was infuriating.

"You're feeling pleased with yourself, you son of a bitch! I'll see how long you can stay proud!"

"It depends on when you kick the bucket. Playing this kind of game every day with these public transport green tea bitches, you might die young. Rest assured, when the time comes, I'll visit you at the funeral home and spit on your ashes."

If you insulted dirty, Jiang Siming could insult even dirtier. If you insulted covertly, Jiang Siming could insult clearly and elegantly.

In any case, Douyu's atmosphere doesn't care about cursing; if you want to curse, they'll join in with you. Jiang Siming has never been one to willingly suffer losses."

Not only that, but in Jiang Siming's livestream, other emperors and nobles have also been consistently helping Jiang Siming counterattack.