No. 243 "Toilet Meeting" November 16, 2018
"Ando, you actually have a story with you"
"It's Ishida .... I am busy right now, so please do not leave me behind."
"The story is not other ...... It is about the toilet in the student council room."
"... ... Would you like to hear more?"
(I do not have any choice if to talk about a toilet ... I am busy right now but I will spare time listening ......)
"So, what is that story?"
"Ah ... ... Ando, do you remember the manifest that you said when you ran for student council president?"
"Manifest ... What is it?"
"Do not forget your manifest! This fool!"
"Well, ... surely installing the washlet of all the toilets in the school and installing air conditioners in all the classrooms ...?"
"That's right, you remember correctly, so Ando ... As this manifesto, are you figuring out how far you are going?"
"The toilet's washlet is finished in the order of two years, one year, the remaining is the toilet only for three years .... Because the air conditioner can not work while the students are there, not all the classrooms are set up all at once in the winter break at the end of next month Take? "
(I was wondering if it was impossible to do all with the budget or the construction schedule at first, but it seems that all of us will end this year thanks mainly because Mr. Asakura and Ishida worked hard)
"Yeah ... but, recently claims have come to the student council, mainly on third graders, on that schedule"
"... What is a claim?"
"The main opinion is saying" Establishing air-conditioner next year is too late! Install this air conditioner this year, and set up a washlet in the toilet for three years as soon as possible! If you can not do, please resign the student council president! " Thing .... "
"Huh ... ...., Ishida: Well, maybe it is" Anti Ando "?
"That's it……"
"After all" -
(It came out "Anti Ando" .... a mysterious unofficial club formed mainly about three years who do not care about me! Since I became student council president "I will not allow the Ando regime!" They say, "everyone who requests recalls to me every time that there is a thing like" Ando to quit "etc. is fundamentally the members of this club are behind .... at the time of sports festival even at the sports festival I heard that the student council president is making a harem hiding behind the student council or "the student council president has dated another woman all the time while she is there" Hey ... ...)
"But, if Ichamon is that much degree, you should ignore it with a letter of unhappiness that is always sent as a request to the Student Council sent?"
"That is ... ... There are two reasons why this time only can not be ignored"
"That's why ...?"
"One is a toilet in front of the student council room you first converted to a washlette, and it was said that the teacher had told that the toilet had become a toilet of a higher rank than other toilet facilities"
"what!?"
"And the second thing that the newspaper department's Guess Valley caught the story."
"That ... ... It's awful ..."
"Oh, from the teachers, it is doubtful that the abuse of the student council's right is about this time" Only the toilet in the student council room is upgraded "It is suspected that the abuse of the right of the student council is suspicious, Try ... ... The guy in the valley, I will gladly write up an article that will diminish you at this timing. "
"That guy, I budgeted for the new camera this time before, have you forgotten that grace?"
"Ando, let it go, the guys in the Guess Valley are no longer sick."
(Well, after all, it was bad that we had set up a toilet bowl to give priority to my grade and younger sister's grade .... So, since I only toilet three years later, I was in the third grade of "Anti Ando school" It seems that dissatisfaction has exploded ... ...)
"Ando ...... What do you want to do? Honestly, if the problem comes up to the table so far, it will be difficult to deal with ...?"
"Anyway, are you consulting with Asakura-san? Is it over the level we can talk over and solve with us alone?"
"But, but .... Then, we have to talk to Fujibayashi and Asakura san that we upgraded only the toilet of the student council room secretly?"
"Ishida, it's okay ... ... I have an idea!"
"You can trust me, is not it ...?"
"Oh, leave it to me"
"... OK, if I understand, I will decide my resolution."
"Well then, Ishida, why do not you open forever even if you're here"?
"Oh, Ando ... Would you like to return to the student council room so ...?"
Kara Karakara ~ ~ ♪
Jar!
Batten! ← sound to open the door of the toilet × 2
"" Fuu ... ... ""
Bashabasha ~ ← Hand washing sound × 2
"" ... ... good! ""
Stastesta ...... Batang! ← Footsteps going out of the toilet × 2
【Next notice】
"Thank you for always supporting us! Chairperson ♪
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And this time there are two notices about everyone 's book version "Why?" ♪
First of all, a trial reading of the book version "Why?" Was released on MF Bunko J's website.
How to make books this time How, the first episode "change of seat" is included as a comic by Mr. 5 Nishizawa of illustrator, so please read it ♪
The second notice, I kept you waiting ... Introducing store benefits!
of course! The book version "Why?" Comes with luxurious store benefits ♪
This is a list of contents of that store benefit! "
☆ Animeito ☆
【Animate privilege Idei Ai written down SS entered A4 paper】
"Mr. Asakura and the ideal type" Asakura's "Why is it" the day before yesterday
☆ Gamers ☆
【Gamers Benefit Idei Ai written down in SS 4P booklet】
Chairman and chairman of the shadow "Chairman and shadow" chairman and Ando's "why"
☆ Melon Books
【Melonbooks Benefit Idei Ai written down SS entered 4P leaflet】
"Momoi and Melon" A story where Ando-kun sexually harasses Momoi
☆ Tears like a girl ☆
【Tomorrow Award Bonus Ai I write down 4P leaflet with SS included】
"Little sister and understanding" Little sister and Mr. Ando "why" Today's yesterday
☆ E-book ☆
[Ai written love for writing e-books SS]
The story of Ando-kun and Asakura after "Main article of" Ando-kun and the best favorite "Volume
☆ wondergoo, ☆
【Special postcard】
(Erotic cute postcard drawn by Asakura's pajamas)
"............ Only the benefits of Melóbonks, are not we talking?
Well, alright. Writing down by the store Contents of SS are different so everyone, be careful?
Of course I am recommended "gamers benefits"! Because, as this chairman I am a store benefit that I will appear. Everyone, of course you buy ... ....?
HP URL of MF Bunko J and more, detailed contents are written in the modern notebook of the author, so please check it out ♪
Well, how about the next "why?" "
Next time "Ultimate toilet" Thank you!
"Well, I will start the usual" Petroline janken "! Have you decided which hand to put out? Of course I am as usual [ ● ( A ) I have decided on it. Well then, how about?
Petapeta · Pettarin ♪ じ ゃ ん · け ん · ポ ン ♪ "
【Chopper】
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